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Sony Network is definitely offline indefinitely

4/26/2011

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It's Ted
The Sony network has been offline for over a week due to a external intrusion that may put user's personal information at risk.  Playstation users are outraged at the possible compromising of their information and a civil action suit against Sony may follow. Playstation users are upset about their credit card information being exposed, but are much more concerned with the embarrassement of being identified to the public as owning a Playstation.

Before the Playstation Network can go back online, the network infastructure will need to be redone for security and service.  Sony has stated it has the best resources available working on fixing the issue. (This resource is a large man named Ted who works part time for Best Buy's Geek Squad computer service).
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Sony's network infastructure
Sony has maintained that its network is far superior to that of XBOX, but after this incident questions concerning their infastructure have been raised. Sony adamently defends their infastructure,  which is literally comprised of  massive amounts of tin cans and string.  

Sony has marketed its online service as a better option than Microsoft's Live because it is free, where Live charges a subscription fee.   But apparently even if something is free, it can come with a price.

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Voice chat on the Playstation network.
Don't believe the Sony hype! Examples of how something FREE comes with a price

1)
That prostitute in Cabo San Lucas who gave you a "freebie".  Remember how she said that scab was "just a cold sore?"  She lied, and now you have Herpes.
   2) The friendly, purebreed Pit Bull that your friend gave to you because he was moving to a no-pet apartment.  It shit mountains on your carpet, pissed on your pillow, and it may have eaten the neighbors two small children. 



  

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