Castle Crashers, Splosion Man, and a World of Keflings sequels revealed!
Three of the most popular XBLA (XBOX LIVE arcade) games are developing sequels. Because of their success it was inevitable that greed would compel their money-grubbing developers to make sequels to these games.
One of the most successful XBLA franchises, Splosion Man, is preparing to release a pair of sequels. The first sequel is titled Ms. Splosion Man and it is set to hit the XBOX marketplace on July 13, 2011. Ms. Explosion man is a highly anticipated title and has received some added buzz in the industry due to it's 'Two Girls, One Controller' game mode.
However, the sequel that everyone is talking about is Transvestite Splosion Man/Woman. This game incorporates the best of Splosion Man and Ms. Splosion Man into one awesome game. Being a transvestite sure has it's advantages! (But you already knew that).
Here is what people are saying about Transvestite Splosion Man/Woman.
- I love the One Girl, Two Balls mode.
- Transvestite Splosion Man/Woman is one Hot mama. Or hot Man.
Damn it! What the fuck is that thing anyway?
- Super Meat Boy would be forced to change his name if he seen what
Transvestite Splosion Man/Woman is packing.
However, the sequel that everyone is talking about is Transvestite Splosion Man/Woman. This game incorporates the best of Splosion Man and Ms. Splosion Man into one awesome game. Being a transvestite sure has it's advantages! (But you already knew that).
Here is what people are saying about Transvestite Splosion Man/Woman.
- I love the One Girl, Two Balls mode.
- Transvestite Splosion Man/Woman is one Hot mama. Or hot Man.
Damn it! What the fuck is that thing anyway?
- Super Meat Boy would be forced to change his name if he seen what
Transvestite Splosion Man/Woman is packing.
Being a knight in a medieval universe can be a royal pain in the ass. lt seems that the King is always having his prissy daughters captured by some evil wizard or witch. The King then expects the Knights to travel dangeous lands, risking their lives to rescue those unappreciative bitches. If they defy the odds and succeed in the rescue their reward is often some shitty ceremonial sword that the Knights will sell on E-Bay for a few dollars. This lifestyle of a Knight gets wearisome.
Sometimes a Knight just wants to chill out , relax, and grab a tasty burger. That is the concept behind White Castle Crashers, the sequel to the massive hit, Castle Crashers. No monsters, evil wizards, or travel through dangerous lands. Just a few smoked-up Knights on a quest for a delicious meat patty that is steam-grilled on a bed of onions, served hot on a soft, white, steamed bun with a single slice of dill pickle.
Sometimes a Knight just wants to chill out , relax, and grab a tasty burger. That is the concept behind White Castle Crashers, the sequel to the massive hit, Castle Crashers. No monsters, evil wizards, or travel through dangerous lands. Just a few smoked-up Knights on a quest for a delicious meat patty that is steam-grilled on a bed of onions, served hot on a soft, white, steamed bun with a single slice of dill pickle.
A Turkish Prison Cell for Keflings is the third installment of the best selling Keflings series. The first Keflings game, A Kingdom of Keflings, was the first arcade game on the XBOX that allowed you to use your avatars as playable characters in the game. The second Keflings game, A World of Keflings, was similar to the first but gave you multiple kingdoms to explore. These games are both characterized by their adorable graphics, harmless gameplay, and the perfect, cute world in which the Keflings lived.
However this cute world was just a mirage used to cover the Keflings true, dark reality, The obscene amounts of money and fame the first two games brought the Keflings became too much for them to handle. Their lives quickly spun into a downward spiral that was riddled with drugs, prostitution, violence, and MTV. Frequent parties at Charlie Sheen's mansion, unprotected sex with Lindsey Lohan, and jumping into the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese were just some of the outrageous and uncontrollable things the Keflings would do.
Their troublesome ways would eventually lead them to be incarcerated in a Turkish Prison. Their former perfect life replaced by a dark, and cold dungeon, horrific conditions, and torture. This Turkish Prison is the setting for the third Keflings game, A Turkish Prison of Keflings. The goal in this game is to keep your avatar and Keflings alive as long as possible while maintaing a false sense of hope that you will soon be released from prison. Starvation, cutting off various body parts, and other inhumane acts of torture are fun for the entire family in A Turkish Prison for Keflings!
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