Video game new releases have been following a trend that is growing progressively larger. This trend is to release different variations of the same game, traditional and special editions. Traditional games are simply the game and the case. Special editions contain bonus content that varies considerably for different games. The demand for Special editions has grown drastically in the past few years.
Gears of War 3 recently announced that they are releasing a special edition Gears of War 3 that includes a 3 ft. long retro Lancer. (see picture on the left. Click to enlarge.) Not to be outdone by it's gaming rival, Call Of Duty is preparing to release two Special Editions that every gamer is going to want to buy.
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Activision is releasing three varations of the top franchise in all console gaming, Call of Duty. Modern Warfare 3.
1.) Traditional Version
2.) Prisoner of War. Special Edition
3.) Super-Special Edition.
Each variation comes with unique content, and we discuss what is included with each variation in detail below.
A plastic case with no cover art.
The game on DVD. (although 35% will ship without a game disk). We asked Activision representatives if they will ship games to those who will not receive one and they replied. "No. That's what they get for being cheap assholes."
Public humiliation and ridicule. (Strong possibility of feces being thrown at you).
Plastic case and the game DVD.
A live prisoner of war locked in a metal cage. (Captured men are believed to be former disgruntled Activision employees).
A working machine gun to ensure prisoners do not escape. (Children under 10 must ask for their parents permission before shooting their prisoner).
A bag of rice to feed the prisoners. (Keeps captive alive until next C.O.D releases).
Metal tin case and game DVD.
A M1 Abrams tank. (Yes, it is a real working tank. Quit asking questions or Activision will send you the shitty night-vision goggles instead).
A Waiver. Which will release Activision of all liabilities that may result from the carnage you will bring to your neighboorhood.
How to Drive a M1 Abrams tank for Dummies - instruction booklet.
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