The Most anticipated game in the console industry is releasing two incredible Special Editions. Click READ MORE (below).
Special editions for special guys.
Video game new releases have been following a trend that is growing progressively larger. This trend is to release different variations of the same game, traditional and special editions. Traditional games are simply the game and the case. Special editions contain bonus content that varies considerably for different games. The demand for Special editions has grown drastically in the past few years.
GOW 3 Lancer with virgin holding it.
Special edition games have evolved in recent years. Special editions used to contain a small amount of extra features like a bonus dvd, comic book, or a metal case. They progressed further with the inclusion of toys, like plastic figurines and plastic vehicles from the video game world. However, the demand for exclusive gaming memorabilia has reached new plateaus.
Gears of War 3 recently announced that they are releasing a special edition Gears of War 3 that includes a 3 ft. long retro Lancer. (see picture on the left. Click to enlarge.) Not to be outdone by it's gaming rival, Call Of Duty is preparing to release two Special Editions that every gamer is going to want to buy.
Warning: Playing video games is not something many woman find appealing, but most can accept it. But if you goal is to ensure that you never see a grown woman naked, then play with plastic guns, style your hair to resemble a red rooster, and wear mascara.
Gears of War 3 recently announced that they are releasing a special edition Gears of War 3 that includes a 3 ft. long retro Lancer. (see picture on the left. Click to enlarge.) Not to be outdone by it's gaming rival, Call Of Duty is preparing to release two Special Editions that every gamer is going to want to buy.
Warning: Playing video games is not something many woman find appealing, but most can accept it. But if you goal is to ensure that you never see a grown woman naked, then play with plastic guns, style your hair to resemble a red rooster, and wear mascara.
Activision makes a larger profit selling Special Editions and are changing their marketing strategies to influence you to buy one.
Activision is releasing three varations of the top franchise in all console gaming, Call of Duty. Modern Warfare 3.
1.) Traditional Version
2.) Prisoner of War. Special Edition
3.) Super-Special Edition.
Each variation comes with unique content, and we discuss what is included with each variation in detail below.
Timmy didn't get a Special Edition C.O.D.
Traditional Version - and what you get with it.
A plastic case with no cover art.
The game on DVD. (although 35% will ship without a game disk). We asked Activision representatives if they will ship games to those who will not receive one and they replied. "No. That's what they get for being cheap assholes."
Public humiliation and ridicule. (Strong possibility of feces being thrown at you).
A plastic case with no cover art.
The game on DVD. (although 35% will ship without a game disk). We asked Activision representatives if they will ship games to those who will not receive one and they replied. "No. That's what they get for being cheap assholes."
Public humiliation and ridicule. (Strong possibility of feces being thrown at you).
All this for only $25,000 U.S. dollars
Prisoner of War Special Edition - and what you get.
Plastic case and the game DVD.
A live prisoner of war locked in a metal cage. (Captured men are believed to be former disgruntled Activision employees).
A working machine gun to ensure prisoners do not escape. (Children under 10 must ask for their parents permission before shooting their prisoner).
A bag of rice to feed the prisoners. (Keeps captive alive until next C.O.D releases).
Plastic case and the game DVD.
A live prisoner of war locked in a metal cage. (Captured men are believed to be former disgruntled Activision employees).
A working machine gun to ensure prisoners do not escape. (Children under 10 must ask for their parents permission before shooting their prisoner).
A bag of rice to feed the prisoners. (Keeps captive alive until next C.O.D releases).
Have fun kids torturing your very own Prisoner of War! If you can keep him alive for one month you will earn a 10-point achievement!
To make your kid cry, buy him a Bike instead of a Tank.
Super-Special Edition - Here is what all the "cool kids" will get.
Metal tin case and game DVD.
A M1 Abrams tank. (Yes, it is a real working tank. Quit asking questions or Activision will send you the shitty night-vision goggles instead).
A Waiver. Which will release Activision of all liabilities that may result from the carnage you will bring to your neighboorhood.
How to Drive a M1 Abrams tank for Dummies - instruction booklet.
Metal tin case and game DVD.
A M1 Abrams tank. (Yes, it is a real working tank. Quit asking questions or Activision will send you the shitty night-vision goggles instead).
A Waiver. Which will release Activision of all liabilities that may result from the carnage you will bring to your neighboorhood.
How to Drive a M1 Abrams tank for Dummies - instruction booklet.
Billy's second best present he ever got! (Damn you Mr. Potato head for being so awesome and ruining all future presents!)
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The super-Special edition is going to be priced at $55,000,000 U.S. dollars. We know that the world economy is still in a recovery process so hopefully this coupon can help offset some of the cost of purchasing the game.
Activision is only releasing 250,000 Super-Special editions so get yours soon before they are all sold out.
Call of Duty - Camping (video parody of Bruno Mars)
Modern Warfare 3 Teaser Video. (Not a joke or parody).
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