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Yaris was taken off the marketplace due to the game being too popular. A person recently just sold their Yaris game on E-Bay for $18,450. We asked the seller if he will by a real Yaris with that money. He replied 'Why would I buy that piece of shit?'

PRIUS

For years people have been demanding a sequel to Yaris, one of the finest arcade games ever created.  The success of Yaris created a legion of  fans that dedicated their lives to the stellar game.  Many devoted fans named their children Yaris, some fans had the telescoping guns from the car surgically implanted in their head, while some others replaced their religious deities in their life with the box art from Yaris. 

Many people lived outside the Yaris development studios for years, praying for a sequel.  On August 1st, 2011, Every XBOX owner in the world's prayers will finally be answered. Muddmottoms Studios, the development team behind the huge arcade hit Yaris is releasing their spiritual successor to Yaris, elegantly titled Prius.
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Mass from a Church of Yaris. Many followers have devoted their life worshipping the arcade game.
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Surgically implanted into a person's skull. The Yaris gun has overtaken Tatoos in popularity.

Facts about the game.

The gameplay will remain identical to the original Yaris.  Technically it is the same game. The only change made was replacing the Yaris with a Prius. We asked Manny Franzenhoff director of the game on why they didnt change anything and he replied with "Well, you have heard the expression 'If it aint broke, dont fix it;".  Franzenhoff continued "Not to mention, none of us have a clue to what we are doing.  We got lucky making a game last time, we couldn't do it again". 
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Different cars like a Yugo, Chevette, among others were considered before deciding on a Prius.
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Microsoft initially told its consumers that Prius would be a free download. They changed their minds and will now price the game at 12400 ms points.

                           

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