Capcom announces Super-Ooper-Duper Ultimate Street Fighter HD Hyper Turbo Remixed-Remix Tournament DX Unlimited XXIII Special Championship edition part III.
Another Day, another Street Fighter is released
"Wow. Another Street Fighter game is coming out soon? I honestly did not know." says CEO of Capcom Nosaki Miautui. "I haven't played it, but I assume it is exactly like the others so you know what to expect." We sat down with the brilliant Mr. Miautui atnd asked him some questions regarding Super-OOper...part III.
The title of the game is very long. Was this to compensate for your lack of manhood? Miautui responds "As you know we have released thousands of Street Fighter games, and have hundreds in development and the planning stages. We simply ran out of adjectives to use." Miautui continued "By the way, your sister gave me Herpes."
The box art picture is completely covered up by the title. Was that intentional, or could you not see it because your slanted eyes do not open wide enough? Miautui responds "The title covering up the picture was indeed intentional. We accidentaly used a picture from a previous Street Fighter game. When we found out about the error we decided it would be easier to cover it with the title instead of replacing the picture." Miautui then said "If I was your mom's pimp I would trade her skanky ass for three fish heads and a pack of marbles."
One last question you Godzilla worshipping fool. How long has Super-OOper...part III been in development? "I am proud to say we spent alot more time on this game than previous Street Fighters. It took our team 6 entire days to finish it." Miautui added "Is this interview done now? I believe the hillybilly interviewer has a monster truck show to go to."
Oh, the interview is done, but the ass-kicking is about to start. I will beat you so hard, you will bleed rice.
"Don't be crying for Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid to help you when I am beating your ass. You will be more broken down then a American car when I am finished."
~End of interview.
Mr. Miautui is famous for video games and fashionable head-wear.
The developers thought of adding real life stars to Street Fighters roster. Jean Claude Van Damm was suggested and soon dropped because he is such a pussy.
There will be 13 other new nearly-identical Street Fighter games being released this year. Bringing the total of Street Fighter games released to 2,785. Capcom will celebrate this landmark of 2,785 games by releasing 11 new nearly-identical games. (EDIT: There will now be 24 new Street Fighter games this year.)