Accordion Hero

When Activision announced earlier this year that they were no longer going to make Guitar Hero, and DJ hero games many thought their succesful foray in the music game genre had ended for good.

Activision, however, did not abandon the music genre, they just reinvisioned the direction they were headed. That is how the revolutionary Accordion Hero became developed.

The market for music games had become saturated, with Rock Band, Power GiG, Rock Revolution, and of course Guitar Hero, among others flooding the market and vying for the same dollar. Realizing that all these games targeted the same demographic, Activision made a bold decision to change their business strategy and attempt to capture an entirely new audience.

Ownership of music games amongst 60-80 year old Polish woman is untapped. With some slammin' polka music and a sick accordion peripherial, Activision is positive that will soon change. Once these women accept Accordion Hero, Activision believes the rest of the world will follow suit. Activision expects to sell 20-35 million units of Accordion Hero.

Testimonials

Harvey Smith - Creepy Wal-Mart Greeter - "I thank god for two things everyday. Accordion Hero for allowing me to live my childhood dreams and play the accordion, and Viagra for enabeling this old man to play with his flute."

Kenny G - World famous saxaphone player - " Having mastered the sax, I seeked out to explore a new instrunment to play. I chose the accordion, and learned by playing Accordion Hero.
Before I was a complete tool who played one instrunment. But now, I am a complete tool who plays two instrunments".

The Song List

A music game is nothing without quality songs. Activision's experience in the music genre shows by securing some of the best original accordion songs and some all time classics.

Accordion to you - Orianthi
     The rock goddess sheds her guitar and shreds a accordion.

Polka Face - Lady Ga Ga
    Two things that Lady Ga Ga can do very well. 1)Make a dress out of leftovers in her refridgerator. 2)Knows how to Polka.

Waltz this way - Aerosmith
    Run DMC helped pave the way for rock and rap to merge. Newest bandmember, 72 year old Bialy Krotchski, will do the same for polka and rock. (he is already a crowd favorite by throwing his dentures into the crowd during concerts).

Rock and Bellow All Night - Kiss
    A producer gave them a idea to make their classic song even better. Unfortunately, they misunderstood him at first and added a accountant. Later they correctly added an accordion.

Other hot songs in Accordion Hero

17 different, but equally annoying versions of The Chicken Dance
The 4 songs you hear repeated on a endless loop in every sub-par Mexican restaurant in North America.
12 hot polka songs that will make your grandmother rip off her undergarments, or depends, in appreciation.

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