Without a paycheck, many players are looking for employment. Most NBA players do not have college degrees so they have to take jobs that they are capable of doing. Pictured below are some jobs that NBA players are currently employeed at during the lock-out.
Allen Iverson knows balls. Maybe it is from his successful NBA career dribbling basketballs around opponents. Perhaps it is from the after game showers he shared with his teammates. Whatever the reason, Iverson wanted to put his knowledge of balls into a new career as the lock-out put his hopeful return to the NBA on hold.
Iverson also wanted his new career to reflect the gangsta lifestyle that he is infatuated with. Nothing is more gangsta to Iverson than Poodles so he combined his knowlege of balls with gangsta Poodles to begin his Poodle grooming business.
"The poodle balls I clip are gangsta fo sho" says Iverson proudly of the signature look he is known for giving his Poodles. "First, I like to shave my bitches, and then I put my balls all over them." Iverson continues "I take these bitches straight from the hood to Westminster"
Chandler decided to parlay his love for armpits into a new career. He signed a one year contract to become an odor tester (armpit sniffer) for Right Guard deodarant. When the NBA lock-out ends Chandler says he may not return. "Life without the NBA really stinks" Chandler says with a wide grin "And I absolutely love it!"
Picture with Red Wig. - This is supposed to be Dwight Howard dressed as Ronald McDonald. I did a horrible Photoshop job on the picture and the only thing I find amusing about the picture is how fucking terrible it looks.
Dwight serving food - Dwight almost did not get hired at McDonalds. He failed to meet three major requirements that McDonalds demands in all of it's employees. Dwight does not have a serious acne problem, he speaks English fluently , and he has never been incarcerated in prison.
McDonalds car - Dwight wanted to give his clean image a gangsta makeover by "pimping his ride". He failed miserably.
Dwight laying on restaurant counter - Knowing what is in McDonald's secret sauce was just too much responsibility for Dwight to handle. Dwight laid on the counter and was motionless for so long people that began to mistaken him for Hasheem Thabeet.
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