Sam Hurd a Chicago Bears receiver and special teams player was cut by the team following his arrest two days earlier on federal drug charges for allegedly dealing large amounts of drugs in Chicago.


Hurd met with an undercover agent at a steakhouse and was looking to buy five to ten kilos of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area.  At that meeting Hurd bought one kilo and was to make arrangements to pay for it when he "Gets out of practice at 5:30pm".

The Chicago bears released Hurd following his arrest.  (read the funny comments.  click read more)

Hurd knew he wasnt going to get on the cover of madden so he was aiming for grand theft auto instead. 
- luke 51789 

The NFL was his side money in comparison. You could say he was truly playing for love of the game.
- Bruno1859

New meaning to possession receiver. - RomoIsBurning08 

The Hornets are trying sign Sam Hurd!!!!! They heard he is the only guy who can distribute the rock better than Chris Paul.  -  HGH_Is_Good_For_You 

Such a shame it is to have two jobs and suck at both of them.  -  JMurph407 

Hurd now has the street cred to sign a long term deal with the Bengals or Raiders.  -  seapage 

Hurd was a moron. If he had just created a Ponzi scheme or worked on Wall Street and defrauded investors out of $100 million he would be facing less than half that time max. -  optoutman 

Could you imagine Roy Williams as a drug dealer?  He would be droppin the drugs all over the place.
- dcocchiara87 

Did I say 5 kilos of cocaine with a side of 1,000 pounds of marijuana on that order? I meant a porterhouse and a  ton of potatoes....  Happens to me all of the time.-  zsdietz_17 

I guess both him and Barber couldn't avoid the white line this week.  - cowboyzrule94 

? (Bears running back Marion Barber was blamed for Chicago's loss when he ran out of bounds causing the clock to stop, which led to the other team, the Broncos, to have enough time to score).

Joakim Noah has demanded an immediate trade from the Chicago Bulls.  -  fballseason 

The Chicago Bears.  From "The Refrigerator" to "The Coke Machine". -  WindyCityFryer 

At least for Hurd,  the question of "Life After Football" is answered.  - me

To read the complete article on the Lakers going 0-2 on ESPN.com.  Click HERE.

 

'I told you i would make the finals this season' - June 2012, Kobe Bryant on 'Dancing with the stars' - LaTroyDan

The Lakers are going to be a special team this year, y'all. They're off to a slow start, but this is going to be
a history-making team. Mark my words: they will be the first team EVER to lose 82 games in a 66-game
season. - MaddSammyboy

'Jerry, the fans are getting restless, so i was thinking that now would be a good time for that statue' - Kareem. 
- LaTroyDan

Here's a friendly tip to ensure and maintain a healthy body:
Don't be Andrew Bynum. - Nirvana_Fan91

To my way of thinking, the biggest problem with the Lakers' signing of Troy Murphy is the fact that the Lakers
now have Troy Murphy on their roster. - MaddSammyboy

I had Thanksgiving dinner with Kobe this year. It was a pleasant evening, but I had to walk to Kobe's end of the
 table to get some mashed potatoes, since he wouldn't pass them.
- Nirvana_Fan91

I'd never shout Kobe drinks if i ever met him, i'd be broke. I'd have to buy him 24 shots before i knew that at least
6 went down. - LaTroyDan

"Man, the personnel moves the Lakers have made this season are really, really stupid. I can't imagine
what those idiots in the front office were thinking." - Isaiah Thomas
- MaddSammyboy

When something doesn''t go Kobe's way, he tends to force it. So says his teammates and his random
ho pick-ups. - My Dad Is Dead

"The Lakers lack talent"  -- The Kardashians  - basketball good NBA bad

 

Press the play button below to see Melanie's Iglesias' first Flip Book video.  The video is
just Melanie changing into different outfits which is still way more talented, and significant
then anything the Kardashian sisters have ever done. 

 Press the play button below to see Melanie's second Flip Book video.  This video is
 twice the fun as Melanie brings in her very sexy best friend, Lisa Ramos. So instead
 of viewing one woman, who would spit in your face in public,  you get two.

 Press the play button below to see Melanie's third Flip Book video.  The final chapter of
 this Oscar worthy trilogy is Halloween themed, which means it is the exact same shit you
seen in the previous videos.

Stalker Alert! Want to see more of Melanie?

Visit Melanie's Facebook page.
View more videos of Melanie on her You Tube Channel
View Melanie's Maxim Hometown Hottie Video.

Visit the Julio Iglesias official site. (no relation to Melanie).

ATTENTION LADIES

As always, I try to be fair to the number of women who frequent 
this site by showcasing a man for them to view.  This month is different then what I have done in the past.  Since it is the holidays 
I decided to spread some cheer by providing you ladies with random men dressed up in Christmas outfits.  Try not to drool
on the keyboards ladies.   Happy Holidays!

 

The current status of the NBA season is looking bleak.  Despite frequent negotiations the owners and players have been to be unable to compromise on a deal that will allow the NBA season to begin. While this impacts both parties involved, the players are especially impacted as basketball is the only source of income for most of the players.
    
Without a paycheck, many players are looking for employment.  Most NBA players do not have college degrees so they have to take jobs that they are capable of doing.  Pictured below are some jobs that NBA players are currently employeed at during the lock-out.

Allen Iverson knows balls.  Maybe it is from his successful NBA career dribbling basketballs around opponents.  Perhaps it is from the after game showers he shared with his teammates.  Whatever the reason, Iverson wanted to put his knowledge of balls into a new career as the lock-out put his hopeful return to the NBA on hold.

Iverson also wanted his new career to reflect the gangsta lifestyle that he is infatuated with.  Nothing is more gangsta to Iverson than Poodles so he combined his knowlege of balls with gangsta Poodles to begin his Poodle grooming business. 

"The poodle balls I clip are gangsta fo sho" says Iverson proudly of the signature look he is known for giving his Poodles.  "First, I like to shave my bitches, and then I put my balls all over them." Iverson continues "I take these bitches straight from the hood to Westminster"
 

Tyson Chandler recently revealed a secret as to why he is known as a top notch defender in the NBA.  "I get up real close to my opponents" says Chandler  "Everyone thinks it is because I am so aggresive on defense, but the truth is I get up close because I just love the smell of sweaty armpits."   Chandler says he keeps a diary of his favorite armpit smelling encounters.  "Tony Parker is one of my favorites"  Chandler says with a wide grin.  "He has very hairy armpits,  like a French women,  and the long hairs tickle the inside of my nostrils when I breath in.  I love it!" 

Chandler decided to parlay his love for armpits into a new career.  He signed a one year contract to become an odor tester (armpit sniffer) for Right Guard deodarant.  When the NBA lock-out ends Chandler says he may not return.  "Life without the NBA really stinks"  Chandler says with a wide grin "And I absolutely love it!"

Dwight Howard is now a crew member at McDonalds.  I will talk briefly about each picture above.

Picture with Red Wig. - This is supposed to be Dwight Howard dressed as Ronald McDonald.  I did a horrible Photoshop job on the picture and the only thing I find amusing about the picture is how fucking terrible it looks.

Dwight serving food - Dwight almost did not get hired at McDonalds.  He failed to meet three major requirements that McDonalds demands in all of it's employees.  Dwight does not have a serious acne problem, he speaks English fluently , and he has never been incarcerated in prison.  

McDonalds car - Dwight wanted to give his clean image a gangsta makeover by "pimping his ride".  He failed miserably.

Dwight laying on restaurant counter - Knowing what is in McDonald's secret sauce was just too much responsibility for Dwight to handle.   Dwight laid on the counter and was motionless for so long people that began to mistaken him for Hasheem Thabeet.

Chris "Birdman" Anderson - shit collector.  Hey, someone has got to do it, and Anderson is the most qualified candidate for the job.  Anderson obviously does not keep his NBA job because he is valuable to his team on the court.  Anderson's real value to the team is his bathroom sanitation skills.  On any given night, but especially Burrito Tuesday, the toilets are bound to be clogged in the players locker room.  Everyone relies on Anderson to unclog, and clean the toilets.  It is a thankless role on the team but one that Anderson joyfully accepts.  "After years of unclogging toilets after my teammates, I can say I definitely know why they named our team the Denver Nuggets". 

David Stern - idiot for hire.  Without the NBA, most players will be able to find work.  The only person associated with the NBA that nobody will hire is David Stern (the NBA commissioner).  In the past decade the NBA has experienced two lock-outs that have canceled NBA games, a referee scandal, and a poor business model that resulted in major financial losses for some owners.  While there is no substantial proof, we also suspect that David Stern is responsible for the devaluation of the American dollar, the war in Iraq, world hunger, and discovering Justin Bieber.  He led a multi-billion dollar league yet McDonalds would not hire his ass to salt their fries.

 

 Have you read the NBA Player Fund article yet?
 Click on the picture to the left to check it out!

The NBA Player Fund has created a reward incentive to show their appreciation to those who donate money to them.  It is a three level system that is based upon how much money you contribute.  The more money you contibute, the higher level you attain, and the greater the reward.  The NBA Players believe these rewards are very generous, perhaps too generous, so aside from the money you donated, they also demand your eternal thanks.

Level 1 requires donations of ($10,000 - $25,000) to the NBA Players Fund.
Because the dollar amount is too small for NBA Players to appreciate,
the donater can expect to receive nothing.

Level 2 requires donations of ($25,001 - $100,000) to the NBA Players Fund.
The donator may receive a pre-printed thank you card, and also a small collection of NBA Players rap albums. (Kobe Bryant, Ron Artest, and Shaquille Oneal).

Level 3 requires donations of ($100,001 +) to the NBA Players Fund.
These donaters are rewarded with a Javaris Crittenton jersey.  (Who was recently arrested for murdering a 21 year old woman). * If convicted he may be suspended by the NBA for three games for violating their code of conduct policy *).

Eddy Curry's Diamond encrusted toilet

Thanks to the donations provided by the NBA Players Fund,  Eddy Curry was able to purchase a much needed fixture for his home, a diamond encusted toilet.   With the NBA lockout, Eddy Curry was worried that he would have to sit his royal ass on porcelain like us peasants do.  Now, he has that much needed piece of mind knowing his bowel movements will get the respect they deserve.

Desagana Diop's custom rims for his ATV's.

Desagana was often worried about being humiliated and embarrassed  if guests at his house found out that none of his 34 ATVs had custom rims.  Thanks to a small $340,000 donation from the NBA Players Fund, Desagana was able to purchase the custom rims and restore his confidence.

Jermaine O'Neal's Gold Mercedes.

Jermaine O'neal is just a regular guy like everyone else.  Like all regular guys, Jermaine has always wanted to own a Mercedes made with fourty-thousand real gold plates.  His contract of 7 years for 126.6 million was just not enough for this purchase to make financial sense.  Fortuantely, the NBA Player Fund came through and purchased this Mercedes for him in his time of need. 

Jermaine loves his gold car, but is still hopeful that people will raise enough money so he can also add a platinum plated luxury car to his collection.

Child support for NBA Players illegitimate children.

There are around 450 professional NBA players, who are responsible for an estimated 2,750 illegitimate children.  Thanks to your donations, these children will each recieve some financial support so their fathers can concentrate on more important things like playing basketball and pro-creation.

I hope you enjoyed this article.  There is a companion piece to this article titled 
 'What are NBA Players doing during the lockout?'  To check it out simply click --> HERE <--

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The pictures you are about to see are of adults wearing costumes.  This may seem perfectly normal if they wore these ridiculous looking outfits on Halloween but sadly that is not the case.  The pictures below are from Cos-Play (costume play) events that take place any time of the year.  

Cos-Play is where a person dresses up as their favorite fictional character, embodying the role of their character and interacting with everyday life.  At these Cos-Play events,  these delusional Cos-Players Role Play with other adult weirdos who also dress up in stupid costumes.  

The costumes these morons wear are characters most often from Japanese and East Asian media.  However, any fictitious character is apparently accepted to Cos-Play,  including Super Heros.   The pictures below focus on this Super Hero demographic of Cos-play.  

 

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Thanks to my girlfriend Ashley!  If it was not for her I would have not wrote a article about bad toy ideas.  This article has videos and my commentary about REAL toys that were introduced to innocent children with ignorant parents.  A picture section of REAL toys follows the video section and it is equally shocking. 

I did research on all the toys in this article and can attest to the fact that they are all REAL. (with one possible exception - the Superman blow-up doll may be fake).  You can thank me later for giving you such wonderful Christmas ideas!
  
 

My girlfriend, Ashley, just told me about a commercial she watched on the television.  It was a commercial for a game in which you feed a toy dog and then eagerly watch as he shits out a play dough like substance.  I did not believe her at first, but after doing some research and eventually seeing the video myself, I can confirm to the fact that this game is real.  This game is the inspiration for me to look up other odd toys and create this article on the website. 
Buy this game if: You just can not get enough of picking up dog shit around the house and yard.   
Edit: We just bought this game from Amazon.  (It has yet to arrive).   Details and possible videos in the near future.
  
  

This is just gross.  I am not sure it is even funny, or if it is just gross.  The video speaks more than any words I can ever write.  This shocking video is an actual commercial with a edited extended part at the end.
Buy this toy if:  You are Liberace, MIchael Jackson, or a pedophile with not enough candy to lure in real children.
 
 

Ever wondered what a party at Ryan Seacrest's house was like?  It looks just like the video you viewed above.  Many young men getting sprayed in the face with a milky, gooey, substance.  
Buy this toy if: You want to encourage your child to become a gay, porn star.

 

Mr. Bucket is a very creepy, sexually frustrated toy who desperately wants to pop your balls out of his mouth.  
Buy this game if: You do not believe that Mr. Bucket is a demon from hell, who will likely posses your child.
  
 

Little girls may be made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, but the toys they play with are fucking gross.  How much fun could a girl have playing with a doll that pisses in a toilet?  Parents- save your money.  If you want your girls to play with something that urinates constantly, just have them play with grandma instead.
Buy this doll if: Magic Explosive-Diarrhea baby is sold out.
  
 

Tarzan's secret to his ability to swing from trees with the greatest of ease is from the strength of his forearms, developed from years of Tarzan "ripening his banana" (masturbating).  Tarzan's stroke is evidence that he no longer needs Jane.
Buy this toy if: you are bored of having your Star Wars guys hump Princess Leia.

   

The Punisher

I actually purchased this toy a long time ago for my son.  He owned it for a year before we "discovered" his weapon.  While we were playing with a variety of his action figures, the chest cavity of Punisher opened exposing his "missile".  There was a immediate, and uncomfortable pause in the room.  Although he was between 5 and 7 years old, even he understood that his toy should not have something that resembles a huge, erect penis.

After a minute or so of disbelief, I snatched the toy up, seperating it from his other toys that did not have a penis. I was unsure what I was going to do with it. Around this time period Maxim magazine had a monthly feature titled "Unintentional Porn", and I mailed the Punisher to them believing I had a good chance to win the top prize of $250.  Maxim never featured the Punisher in their publication, acknowledged my submission, or worst of all, they never returned the toy to me. 

Buy this toy if:  You want it to be the centerpiece on some unappreciative, dick-headed,  Maxim editor's desk.



 

Stuff, Hug, and Play Superman

Superman has many superpowers, but you have the opportunity to discover another one of his favorite superpowers when you play with this doll.  Stuff, Hug, and Play is an appropriate name for a doll that looks like a sex toy.  

Speaking of blow up sex toys - At a birthday party for one of my friends years ago, someone bought him a female blow up doll as a joke, which they took the liberty of inflating.  As we all sat around his deck reminiscing of the past while drinking some beers, his young son, maybe 4 years old,  came outside with the naked blow up doll.   It was a hilarious site to see a child carrying a blow up doll bigger than him.  What made it more entertaining was the child's refusal to separate from the naked, blow up doll.  He threw a fit if we tried to take the doll from him.  

Buy this doll if:  You accidentally punctured holes in your overused inflatable sheep.
   
 

Dora Aquapet

Judging by the shape of this toy, Dora the Explorer is apparently wanting to explore new territories.



Buy this toy if:  WTF?!?  My girlfriend just ordered three of these.  I never knew she was a fan of Dora.




  

Funtime Fuzzy Box

Feel the fuzz!  While I enjoy this toy, I prefer my Fuzzy Boxes shaved.  

This is the second bad toy on this list that I actually bought for my son.  Somehow, I overlooked the unfortunate name of this toy when I originally bought it.


Buy this toy if: You prefer the box you stuff your junk in to be natural.

  Two Finger Squirter

I do not have much to add to this.  I think the picture and title of the product explain everything clearly enough.



Buy this toy if: One finger is not enough, but three fingers is just too much.









 

My big book of Pretty Pussies

The misleading title is sure to be a disappointment to many who ordered it.  This is one book with pictures of pussies you will not find under a teen's bed, with the pages stuck together.  

Buy this book if:  You are into bestiality.  

E.T. Finger Light

Should they toy description read "Grows when pressed" instead of glows?  


How this flesh colored, phallus object made it to the store shelves is one of toy production's greatest mysteries.  Even if you get past the fact it strongly resembles a distorted penis, what possible fun could a kid have with a light on the end of a finger?  

I can say with much confidence that when I was a child this toy was not on my Christmas wishlist.  However, I am not very confident that if was not on my mother's Christmas wishlist.  



Buy this if:  You want a dildo that glows in the dark.

Bling Teeth

Unlike the other toys featured on this page, there is no sexual innuendos for the Bling Teeth.  This toy was chosen as a bad toy because it allows kids to portray themselves as a pimp, thug, or drug dealer.  (I hate to use stereotypes but is there really anyone with real bling teeth who is a positive role model?!)

Buy this toy if:  Your budget will not allow for the gold plated Glock pistol with hollow-point bullets your kid really wants.

The picture to the right is an actual advertisement picture for the product.   If that image is not bad enough, then take into consideration that this long object that goes in between your legs also vibrates.  Now you have a good understanding of why this is such a bad toy idea, and why some teenager girls thought it was the best toy idea ever.

The Broomstick was quickly taken off Amazon, probably because of the customer reviews that were posted.  Click on the link to a site named  Methodshop.com to see reviews that were saved before Amazon took them down.  Click -> HERE <-- to read the real reviews for the Broomstick.  They are quite funny.

After glancing over the pictures and viewing the video you should now have a better understanding of what the Planking fad is.  Why people Plank, however, is a question that will remain a mystery to people who think rationally.

We can only assume that most Plankers have a history of mental illness, or have had a incident which resulted in head trauma sometime in their life.  For the few Plankers who do not have the luxury of  these excuses, they Plank because they consider it to be fun.  The idea of mimicking a flat piece of wood is entertaining to them and some Plankers are delusional enough to believe it is even funny.

The origins of Planking are widely disputed, with various assholes trying to claim the responsibility for bringing something into the world that can only be rivaled by Justin Beiber's parents in terms of sheer uselessness.

Tom Green, a Canadian comedian (Is there really such a thing?) desperate to regain the D- celebrity status he once had, claims to have invented Planking.  A video of his taken from 1985 actually substantiates his claim. CLICK HERE to see the video.  

Christian Langdon and Gary Clarkson are also often credited with inventing Planking.  They claim to have invented a game called the "laying down game" as young teenagers out of boredom.  What is impressive is not that they may have invented Planking, but that they may be the only teenage boys in the world whose free time was apparently not spent playing video games or masturbating.

I contend that neither Tom Green or those other two guys no one knows invented planking.  I think parents in general are to blame for the creation of Planking.  This is the kind of stupid shit that happens when parents pester their children to go outside and play.  Hey Parents - Suddenly video games do not seem so pointless and stupid anymore, huh?

Another possibility for the origins of Planking can be found on any college campus.  I know that I often involuntarily planked after becoming intoxicated at college parties or bars.  I was even more "extreme" than modern day plankers because I added puke piles and pissing in my pants to my planks.

Like many fads, Planking has started to evolve into something even more pointless.  The most recent craze is Owling which has people squatting on a precarious perch mimicking a Owl.  I am baffled by how this could be considered entertaining and would like to apologize to all the real owls in the animal kingdom for this offensive portrayal.

Love it or Hate it, Owling and Planking are popular fads that will hopefully go away but may torture us by evolving into something even worse. As to why people Plank, it will continue to be one of society's greatest mysteries. As long as there are idiots in the world, there will be always be people who do stupid shit.



 

I need to take a shower.  Not because It has been a week since my last shower and my body now has a slimy film, and strange crust encasing it.  I will tell you why I need to take a shower.  It is because I feel like a dirty, old, man.  The pictures above of the gorgeous Kate Upton, that we are all drooling over, are pictures of a teenage girl.  You see, Kate Upton just recently turned nineteen years old.  So yeah, I feel a little creepy featuring her as the Tissue Abuser of the month, when she probably used tissues just a few years ago to stuff her bra in junior-high school.
 

This is not the only time I felt weird by finding a younger woman attracted.  In January of 1999, the then seventeen year old Britney Spears showed off her midriff in the video for the hit song Baby... One more time.  Many men of various ages, including myself, were attracted to the sexy singer.  This attraction would fade away years later when Britney shaved her head, fell out of shape, and became the white trash, psychotic, girl she was destined to be before the record contract.

So is it wrong to enjoy looking at photos of Kate Upton, Britney Spears, and other young women?  To quote a famous line from the movie Dazed and Confused  "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age".   Being a pedophile is cooler than ever!



  

Kim Kardashian - Socialite, Bearer of large ass, Proof talent is  
                                             unnecessary to achieve fame

Why? 
            1) Even though she is a annoying, media hound who rose to  
                 stardom by doing nothing she is still really hot.       
            2) Who cares that Kim is beautiful, famous,and is worth
                 millions of dollars?  I want what every man in America 
                 wants from her - Free Skechers! 

Why Not?
            1) She has "entertained" more black men then B.E.T.
            2) Her ass is the bigger than Cowboy's Stadium, and has 
                 been visited by just as many athletes. 

Casey Anthony - Likely murderer of her own child, Pro-choice advocate

Why?
            1) If you were to get her pregnant, you know you will not have
              to pay the full 18 years of child support.
            2) With all due respect to Charles Manson, she is much better
                 looking than the last murderer you dated. 

Why Not?
            1) She has plenty of annoying habits like talking with her mouth
                 full, snoring, leaving the T.V. on, killing innocent children, etc.
            2) Likely candidate for Dancing with the Stars is a turn-off.

Gabourey Sidibe - Star of the film "Precious",  Lover of all things fried

Why?
            1) She is big, black, and beautiful.  (Ok. 2 out of 3 is really good)
            2) She is a movie star. (No.  That was not her in Free Willy.
                 No. She was not in Big Mamma House).

Why Not?
            1) She is so fat, she orgasms gravy.
            2) The loud, beeping noise that goes off when she "backs that 
                 ass up" is a distraction in the bedroom.

I attempted to be fair to the many female visitors, and gay men who visit this site by featuring a Man of the Month for them to lust over.  Some of you did not take me serious, and insist I am deliberately putting pictures of unattractive men, or pictures of men you can not see because they are obstructed by some object that you claim I Photoshopped in front of them. 

Like a prostate exam given by Shaquille Oneal, these accusations hurt.  I promise this month will feature the manliest man I can find.  I know you will enjoy it!  Here are the previous Eye Candy Man of the Month winners.
  

Alexander Skarsgard

July

A reader, Jo-Jo, chose this man and I humbly obliged her.  Apparently gremlins, beautiful women, and even a nasty piece of shit were all in the photos with Alexander "ruining" the photos. 

I apologize for altering the photos of Alexander.  It will never happen again.  :)

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Family Feud: Naked Grandma - Wal-Mart greeters are not the most popular job for the elderly anymore as many old, wrinkly, people now work security for private homes by sitting on the couch naked as a determent to criminals.

Millionaire: Uranus - Instead of answering the question, the contestant publicly confesses to the main reason she failed to become a proctologist.

Cat in the Fan - The video ended abruptly which left people worried about the accident.  I am relieved to tell you that the ceiling fan is fine, and the wall is fortunately undamaged.

Dog playing fetch with statue - Is there any end to some dog owners cruelty?  You cut their tail when they are young, cut their balls off, feed them the same food every day, and laugh at them when they just want to play a game of fetch.

This picture realistically represents the main concern for women when purchasing a vehicle, and the extent of what they know about them.  Here are some jokes.

* We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.
* Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".' Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
* Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."   Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."   Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."   Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"  Wife: "In the swimming pool."

To see a funny picture of a Driving convention for women  CLICK --> HERE <--

To see a picture of a common occurence with women drivers  CLICK -> HERE

Kid operates a Beer Stand - This funny video has a kid sell beer at a stand instead of lemonade.  This skit was on The Man Show which was hosted by Jimmy Kimmel (who would eventually become a very successful talk show host), and Adam Carolla (who would eventually become the employee of the month at a Burger King).

Star Wars Fans Insulted - This video features the hilarious Triumph the insult comic dog who often appeared on The Late Show with Conan O'Brien.  This video had Triumph interview Star Wars obsessed fans who were waiting for weeks outside to see the movie premiere of Star Wars Attack of the Clones.  

I sympathize with the Star Wars fans because I have also been insulted for dressing up in a costume and watching a movie.  Who would have thought people would get so upset about me wearing a swimsuit costume that pays tribute to the movie Borat? 
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SONY Releases new piece of shit. - Funny Tech news about a new Sony product release from the funny sarcastic news source, The Onion.  To make sure you are not confused, this new piece of shit gadget is complete fiction.  However, there is a good chance you have similar pieces of shit Sony products somewhere in your home.
   

 

Apple releases the Mac Book Wheel - Funny Tech news about a new Apple product release from the funny sarcastic news source, The Onion.  People will buy anything that Apple releases. 



 

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