A mock of the movie Weekend at Bernies featuring everyone's favorite terrorist Osama bin Laden. Click Read more. (below)
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Weekend at Bin Laden's
Mohammed and Achmed are two young, ambitious terrorists. They are tired of their boring lives of torturing small animals, and detonating simple car bombs. They desperately want to kill innocent lives and move up the ranks in the Taliban.
After years of their hatred for America exponentially growing by watching the Lifetime channel, a golden opportunity develops. Osama Bin Laden requests for them to meet at his compund for a secret mission. Mohammed and Achmed believe that Islamic paradise, complete with seventy virgins and all the Slurpees they can drink, will soon be in their future.
Mohammed and Achmed are two young, ambitious terrorists. They are tired of their boring lives of torturing small animals, and detonating simple car bombs. They desperately want to kill innocent lives and move up the ranks in the Taliban.
After years of their hatred for America exponentially growing by watching the Lifetime channel, a golden opportunity develops. Osama Bin Laden requests for them to meet at his compund for a secret mission. Mohammed and Achmed believe that Islamic paradise, complete with seventy virgins and all the Slurpees they can drink, will soon be in their future.
America, already responsible for creating such evil acts in the Taliban's eyes such as freedom, liberty, human rights, and reality televison, kill Bin Laden. Ignoring the likelihood of contaminating the ocean, American soldiers give Bin Laden a burial at sea. As Bin Laden's body floats down to the ocean's depth, Mohammed and Achmed's chances for advancement appear to have died with him.
However, Mohammed and Achmed retrieve the body from the ocean and pretend that Bin Laden is still alive. If they can convince everyone that he is not dead, then the two will advance up the ranks of the Taliban and have a splendid weekend.
However, Mohammed and Achmed retrieve the body from the ocean and pretend that Bin Laden is still alive. If they can convince everyone that he is not dead, then the two will advance up the ranks of the Taliban and have a splendid weekend.
The characters and actors portraying them in Weekend at Bin Laden's
These actors play Team Six, the Navy Seal team who killed Bin Laden.
Testimonials
Aarif Hasem Yabba Dabba Do - Terrorist, poor tipper at Denny's.
"Weekend at Bin Laden's is one of the funniest movies I have ever saw. It is one of my top comedies of all time, along with Old Yeller, Schindler's List, and Faces of Death."
"Weekend at Bin Laden's is one of the funniest movies I have ever saw. It is one of my top comedies of all time, along with Old Yeller, Schindler's List, and Faces of Death."
Andy Paul Mcartney - Cashier at Wal Mart. Is he really Andrew Mcarthy in disguise?
"I thought the movie was great. The best part of the movie was the phenominal acting by Andrew Mcarthy. I have posted in 6,578 forums on how awesome he is! He is the greatest actor of this generation! How I never won a Oscar, I mean, how Andrew Mcarthy never won a Oscar is baffling to me.
Hopefully the exposure in this movie will get producers to call me. Excuse me, I mean call Andrew Mcarthy. It is a shame that a awesome actor like Andrew has not been cast in any film role in twenty years. I bet if a director called Andrew with a small movie role he would take it. I guarantee that Andrew is tired of eating his meals out of garbage cans and selling his body at rest areas around the country. Damn it! Someone give me, I mean him, a job!"
"I thought the movie was great. The best part of the movie was the phenominal acting by Andrew Mcarthy. I have posted in 6,578 forums on how awesome he is! He is the greatest actor of this generation! How I never won a Oscar, I mean, how Andrew Mcarthy never won a Oscar is baffling to me.
Hopefully the exposure in this movie will get producers to call me. Excuse me, I mean call Andrew Mcarthy. It is a shame that a awesome actor like Andrew has not been cast in any film role in twenty years. I bet if a director called Andrew with a small movie role he would take it. I guarantee that Andrew is tired of eating his meals out of garbage cans and selling his body at rest areas around the country. Damn it! Someone give me, I mean him, a job!"
Jimmy Kimmel video of Weekend at Bin Laden's
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