ESPN funny forum comments.

Sam Hurd a Chicago Bears receiver and special teams player was cut by the team following his arrest two days earlier on federal drug charges for allegedly dealing large amounts of drugs in Chicago.


Hurd met with an undercover agent at a steakhouse and was looking to buy five to ten kilos of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area.  At that meeting Hurd bought one kilo and was to make arrangements to pay for it when he "Gets out of practice at 5:30pm".

The Chicago bears released Hurd following his arrest.  (read the funny comments.  click read more)

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Chris Bosh Funny picture.


12/26/2011

Lakers fall to 0-2. Read the funny comments.

12/26/2011

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Below are some of the funniest comments from the ESPN forum about this article.  To read the full ESPN article click  HERE.

"Hello? Yea, ok. No, I'm a Chicago Bears wide receiver. Yea. A wide out. For the Bears. We're done with practice at 5;30. Just meet me at the Chicago Bears practice facility after practice. At 5:30. I'll be waiting in the parking lot wearing my Chicago Bears helmet and Jersey. Just look for the jersey with 'Hurd' on the back. That's H-U-R-D. Hurd. Yea. I want 1000 kilos of cocaine and 1000 pounds of marijuana. Ok, thanks. Sam Hurd out {click}" He's obviously new at this  - bubbalmt 

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Hurd knew he wasnt going to get on the cover of madden so he was aiming for grand theft auto instead. 
- luke 51789 

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The NFL was his side money in comparison. You could say he was truly playing for love of the game.
- Bruno1859

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New meaning to possession receiver. - RomoIsBurning08 

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The Hornets are trying sign Sam Hurd!!!!! They heard he is the only guy who can distribute the rock better than Chris Paul.  -  HGH_Is_Good_For_You 

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Such a shame it is to have two jobs and suck at both of them.  -  JMurph407 

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Hurd now has the street cred to sign a long term deal with the Bengals or Raiders.  -  seapage 

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Hurd was a moron. If he had just created a Ponzi scheme or worked on Wall Street and defrauded investors out of $100 million he would be facing less than half that time max. -  optoutman 

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Could you imagine Roy Williams as a drug dealer?  He would be droppin the drugs all over the place.
- dcocchiara87 

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Did I say 5 kilos of cocaine with a side of 1,000 pounds of marijuana on that order? I meant a porterhouse and a  ton of potatoes....  Happens to me all of the time.-  zsdietz_17 

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I guess both him and Barber couldn't avoid the white line this week.  - cowboyzrule94 

? (Bears running back Marion Barber was blamed for Chicago's loss when he ran out of bounds causing the clock to stop, which led to the other team, the Broncos, to have enough time to score).

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Joakim Noah has demanded an immediate trade from the Chicago Bulls.  -  fballseason 

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The Chicago Bears.  From "The Refrigerator" to "The Coke Machine". -  WindyCityFryer 

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At least for Hurd,  the question of "Life After Football" is answered.  - me

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Chris Bosh is often referred by his more commonly known species name, Chris Bostrich. Enjoy the funny picure.

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The Los Angeles Lakers have fallen to 0-2. Kobe Bryant has been ineffective, shooting the ball frequently, while not making a good percentage of his shots. Many think the Lakers will be a sub par team this year.

To read the complete article on the Lakers going 0-2 on ESPN.com.  Click HERE.

 

'I told you i would make the finals this season' - June 2012, Kobe Bryant on 'Dancing with the stars' - LaTroyDan

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The Lakers are going to be a special team this year, y'all. They're off to a slow start, but this is going to be
a history-making team. Mark my words: they will be the first team EVER to lose 82 games in a 66-game
season. - MaddSammyboy

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'Jerry, the fans are getting restless, so i was thinking that now would be a good time for that statue' - Kareem. 
- LaTroyDan

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Here's a friendly tip to ensure and maintain a healthy body:
Don't be Andrew Bynum. - Nirvana_Fan91

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To my way of thinking, the biggest problem with the Lakers' signing of Troy Murphy is the fact that the Lakers
now have Troy Murphy on their roster. - MaddSammyboy

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I had Thanksgiving dinner with Kobe this year. It was a pleasant evening, but I had to walk to Kobe's end of the
 table to get some mashed potatoes, since he wouldn't pass them.
- Nirvana_Fan91

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I'd never shout Kobe drinks if i ever met him, i'd be broke. I'd have to buy him 24 shots before i knew that at least
6 went down. - LaTroyDan

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"Man, the personnel moves the Lakers have made this season are really, really stupid. I can't imagine
what those idiots in the front office were thinking." - Isaiah Thomas
- MaddSammyboy

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When something doesn''t go Kobe's way, he tends to force it. So says his teammates and his random
ho pick-ups. - My Dad Is Dead

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"The Lakers lack talent"  -- The Kardashians  - basketball good NBA bad

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