Millionaire: Uranus - Instead of answering the question, the contestant publicly confesses to the main reason she failed to become a proctologist.
Dog playing fetch with statue - Is there any end to some dog owners cruelty? You cut their tail when they are young, cut their balls off, feed them the same food every day, and laugh at them when they just want to play a game of fetch.
* We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.
* Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".' Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
* Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?" Wife: "In the swimming pool."
To see a funny picture of a Driving convention for women CLICK --> HERE <--
To see a picture of a common occurence with women drivers CLICK -> HERE
Kid operates a Beer Stand - This funny video has a kid sell beer at a stand instead of lemonade. This skit was on The Man Show which was hosted by Jimmy Kimmel (who would eventually become a very successful talk show host), and Adam Carolla (who would eventually become the employee of the month at a Burger King).
Star Wars Fans Insulted - This video features the hilarious Triumph the insult comic dog who often appeared on The Late Show with Conan O'Brien. This video had Triumph interview Star Wars obsessed fans who were waiting for weeks outside to see the movie premiere of Star Wars Attack of the Clones.
I sympathize with the Star Wars fans because I have also been insulted for dressing up in a costume and watching a movie. Who would have thought people would get so upset about me wearing a swimsuit costume that pays tribute to the movie Borat?
Click to see a picture of my Borat tribute. Click --> HERE <--