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Fashion for Assholes

4/27/2011

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Fashion for Assholes.  Some of the most ridiculous looking trends in fashion today.  There are so many stupid things that people wear, I decided to pick out a few of the ones that annoy me the most.  I am not involved in any capacity in the fashion industry, nor do I want to be.  I am just a guy with a opinion about stupid people who wear stupid shit.  Fashion for Assholes.  Click READ MORE (below,right)

Pants on the ground.  Pants on the ground.  Walkin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.
The cure for the epidemic Sweaty ass syndrom.
Saggy Pants

How Sagging got started.  One day long ago in inner city Los Angeles...

Tyrone: Man dude, it's hotter than a mo-fo outside.
Herman: Yeah, my ass is getting all sweaty in my jeans. I gotta do something.
Tyrone: Yo man, what the fuck are you doing? Your pants are off.
Herman: My pants aren't off. They are just sagging down a little. I have to get some air on my sweaty ass.
Tyrone: Shit man. Thats a good idea. Im gonna do that shitz too. My ass is real sweaty!  By the way, I like your boxers. Very cool plaid pattern to them. 
Herman: Thanks man. I like your boxers too.  They look dope.  I couldn't tell before cause your jeans were on.  By the way, is your ass still sweaty?
Tyrone: No,my ass ain't sweaty anymore.  Damn, this shit worked. Your da man!



Stacy shows us how to look like a fly.
Myth confirmed. Women think bigger is better.
Giant Sunglasses

The ozone layer is depleting at a alarming rate.  The depletion is allowing for harmful ultraviolet sunrays to enter our atmosphere which are harmful to humans.  But you are not worried. You have your giant sunglasses on protecting you from those harmful UV rays.  Let the ozone layer deplete to nothing. It doesn't matter. You are wearing your giant sunglasses. All the deadly, potentially lethal, radiation. No problem.  You are wearing your giant sunglasses. Let the sun explode in your face.  Why the fuck should you care? You are wearing giant sunglasses.  Nothing can hurt you.


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On a positive note. These make math easier.
Toe Shoes

What the...?  I am speechless.  I don't know what to say about these hideous looking things.  Toe Shoes are the train wreck of footwear.  You don't want to look at them, but your morbid curiosity compels you to.

Your dog is praying that you buy that new, expensive carpet so he can shit all over it.
Isn't a Snuggie just a robe worn backwords?
Snuggies for Pets

Guess what?  Your dog fucking hates you.  You decided that all that fur on his body was not enough to keep him warm in your 73 degree home.  So you bought him a Snuggie.  Now he is uncomfortable and humiliated.  

You have emasculated your dog.  His pride has completely vanished.  When he goes outside, the squirrels and cats chase him around.  Might as well put those 'little doggie boots' that you think are so cute on him to.  You can do no further harm asshole.   


BONUS! A Real Snuggie commercial!


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