Frequently Asked Questions
 

What the Hell is "A Banned CRIBB"?
A Banned CRIBB is a website that provides exclusive funny articles about anything and everything.  It started off as a XBOX 360 funny article site, but has expanded to include so much more.  

 

No, I mean What the Hell is "A Banned CRIBB".  Where did that stupid sounding name come from?
A Banned CRIBB is my XBOX Live gamertag. (My unique name in the XBOX Live community).  Since the site started off being dedicated to only XBOX 360 articles, I used my XBOX gamertag as the website name.
The Banned part of the name comes from the numerous times I was suspended, or banned from XBOX Live for different obnoxious reasons.  The CRIBB part of the name is the last name of a family that lived in an apartment, unfortunately for them, right next to mine during a wild, insane, partying, lifestyle in my college days.  The Cribbs quickly moved out, but my friends and I mockingly adopted their last name and many of us would later use it in our XBOX Live gamertags. 

 

Are these articles original, or can I read them somewhere else?
All of the articles on this site are original, written by me.  I would like to say that they are 'intellectual property that belongs to this site", but saying anything on this site is "intellectual"  is laughable.

 

I can't wait to play some of the XBOX games you have featured on this site!  Transvestite Splosion Man, Accordion Hero?! Hell Yeah!
The articles about the XBOX 360, and video games in general, are fictitious. The articles are based off facts in the video game industry, and then I embellish them in my lame attempt to entertain you.  Ready for more disappointment?  Santa Clause isn't fucking real.

What about the pictures on this site?
The pictures were found using Google Images, Photobucket, and other image sharing sites.  Many of the pictures have been Photoshopped by me to complement the articles.  I am not an expert in the use of Photoshop.  In other words - my pictures suck just like my articles.

 

Can I use content from your site on my own website?
Lol. (Can you tell that these are not real questions people have asked?!  Who would seriously ask this?!) 
If you want to use pictures I created, or articles on your site - All you have to do is ask.  The only stipulation I have is that you will give credit to A Banned CRIBB where the article will be posted on your site, as well as providing a working link to my site.  Just ask me first.
You can contact me about this --> HERE <--.

Are you naked right now?
Ewwwww.   Mom, that's gross.  Stop talking like that.

How much money does the site make?  Do you get paid for working on it?  
The site makes no revenue.  There are no advertisements on this site.  I already annoy enough people with my stupid articles that I feel it is not necessary for me to annoy them further with ads.  Because of this, I sadly make no money on the site, thus I do not get paid.  
I can not say that I will never make money off this site.  If someone offers me a half-eaten sandwhich, and $3 dollars to buy the site, I will sell this shit immediately.

 

How many people work on the site?  Would you consider adding people?
This site, from the web design, original articles, photoshopped pictures, and all the other numerous things it takes to make a functioning website has been entirely done by one man - me.  (Now you know who to blame for wasting your time reading this shit).
I would love to add new people to contribute to this site.  If you are interested in joining A Banned CRIBB send me your idea, article, picture, or an explanation on how you can contribute.  After that we can talk in more detail.  Contributer Submission --> HERE <--

 

Maybe it is my serious substance abuse probelm warping my mind, but I Actually Love This Site.  How can I support it?
I have a support page that explains all this in detail.  click --> HERE <-- to go there and see what you can do keep this site going forward.

When was A Banned CRIBB started?
March 14, 2011.  The first article I wrote was Accordion Hero.  It has been downhill ever since.

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