Click READ MORE to learn the amazing story of the woman who changed Notch's life forever.
Minecraft, a enormously successful PC video game has recently been released for the XBOX arcade. Minecraft has revolutionized the video game industry by not following the blueprint format of what makes a successful game. Absent from the game are high definition graphics which have been substituted by indistinguishable pixelated environments that make ancient games like Pong look good. Also any story or fun has also been purposely omitted from Minecraft.
| The man behind this game, Minecraft creator Marcus "Notch" Peterson, is worshiped by millions of pre-pubescent little boys. Notch has almost 700,000 Twitter followers that visit his Twitter page frequently. (Usually when they are finished playing Dora the Explorer games at Nickelodeon.com or after their nap time). Notch's accomplishments are highly regarded in the video game industry. However his greatest accolade happened somewhere that he is very unfamiliar and uncomfortable with - the real world. |  A typical Minecraft player. All that virtual mining is wearisome. |
While working at his Mojang Studio a female was trailing behind Notch in the hallway. Unaware of her presence and without warning, Notch quickly turned around and accidentally collided with the woman. Normally in these circumstances when Notch collides with a woman he is brutally knocked down to the floor. On this day however, fate smiled upon Notch.
While colliding with the female Notch's left hand accidentally grazed the breast of the woman. The woman was oblivious to the significance of the incident and continued her journey down the hallway. But for Notch this was a historical event. He took yet another step (or more appropriately - grab) in cementing his legendary status. The man did something nerds in the video game world have only dreamed about. He had touched a boob.
| If you look down the Mojang Studio hallways now it is clear, even at a distance, as to who Notch is. Like Kirstie Alley at a hot dog eating contest, Notch radiates confidence. Now his video game creations pale in comparison to him finally getting to "3rd base". He is lesser known as the creator of Minecraft and more known by his peers and followers as the "Hugh Heffner of video games". |  With a boob graze Notch was transformed from a fat nerd to the epitome of cool. |
There are other females that occasionaly walk down the virgin hallways of Mojang Studios. It is possible that someday Marcus "Notch" Peterson will again accidentally bump into a woman and get a quick feel of a boobie. Most people in the video game industry would not be surprised if it happened again to this playboy. If it did, he would put yet another notch on his belt.
| Not everyone in the video game is enamored by Notch's amazing accomplishment. Whether they are jealous, envious, or confused many are coming forward and giving their opinions on the "Boob touch felt around the World". |  |
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| New blocks for Minecraft will be available soon. |
Not one to rest on his laurels because of his recent success with a female, Notch has announced more blocks to be released in an upcoming Minecraft update. Pictured below are the new blocks that will be released soon.
 Shit Block. Used to fertilize plants. Also can ward off enemies. |  Burrito Block. Required to create Shit blocks. |
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