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If women ruled the world

6/6/2011

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If women ruled the world, the world would be a much different place.  (One week a month it would be complete hell!)  Examples and descriptions are listed below. Click READ MORE (below,right).  Ladies, this article is for you!
                              
                                
                                                    
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XBOX recall.  My girlfriend, Ashley, lives with a XBOX player and she would not be upset if the thing was permanently gone.  Sometimes I get angry at the XBOX and yell at the television, which then makes her mad.  This is just a emotional response men have to the XBOX.  Give our emotions leeway. We do not get mad at you if you cry while watching 'The Notebook'.

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War Welcome Mat.  War is hell.  But that is no excuse for your enemies to be rude and invade your barracks without wiping off their feet first.        
                                                                                                                                                                  
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Bathroom Exits.  How come a woman can drink a 12oz Diet Coke and have to badly use the bathroom at least three times in the next hour?

      
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Ideal computer.  This about sums it up.
 
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Shoe Store Mall.  Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your outfit?

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Country living Electric Chair.  Electrocute murderers and rapists in beautiful, homey decor.

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Swiss Army Knife for women.  This tool does every almost every task a woman could want. (except Bitching and Nagging). 

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Men Movies changed for women.   Men movies are filled with unnecessary action and violence.  If women were in charge, guns and swords would be replaced with flowers and all lead male actors would be replaced by Richard Gere.

 
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Football designed for women to enjoy.  Football is a such a barbaric sport. A little feminine touch can go a long way.

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Make up cell phone.  While men who look at this picture will get a chuckle, most women will look at this picture and honestly think "What a great idea this is!"

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Man replacement. This is a woman's first choice to replace men.  The second choice (not pictured) needs batteries.
  
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The Pink House.  White is Soooooooo not in style.

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Toilet Seat lock down.  While this picture seems like a good idea to the ladies, keep this in mind.  If the seat is permanently closed, men will certainly piss all over it.  Sorry ladies, when it comes to toilets you will never win.

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Turkish Prison.  One of the worst places on Earth would be incarcerated in a Turkish prison.  However, if women designed the prison cells, the rubber duck bathroom ensemble would make your horrific stay more pleasurable.

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Oprah on every T.V. station.  Oprah finally retired.  One down and two (Ellen Degeneres, and The View) to go.
      
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Female Hammer and Screwdriver set.  This is so funny, yet so true.  Hammer also functions as 'Spider killer'.

 
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Terror Alert Levels for women to understand. I though this picture was real funny.  Something else should be noted.  Men and women are seperated by their recognition of colors.  Example - For men there is only one pink and different shades of that pink. (light pink, dark pink, purplish-pink, etc).  For women these colors actually have a distinguishable dorky-sounding name.  Colors- further separating the divide between men and women.
 
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Brad Pitt - Gynecologist.  Going to the gynecologist ten times in a in a month will start to make your man suspicious.
     
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Female designed Race cars. Races would be won by which car is the 'prettiest' and not by which car is the fastest..

     
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cece
6/7/2011 06:34:26 pm

love the hammer shoe...so true

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